
The morning started with the early wake up, picking up Doug
Wright for his first Olympic distance triathlon and arriving at Guntersville
State Park at 6:00 a.m. I racked my bike
in rock star parking and commenced to stand around trying to convince myself to
go for a warm up jog or bike ride. I
eventually rode a short distance to mechanically check my bike and then back to
standing around. The next decision was,
“Is it really cold enough to justify a wetsuit?” (I think the announced water
temperature was 72 degrees). I’m
convinced that I swim slower in my wetsuit.
It feels like I have giant rubberbands wrapped around my shoulders. I ultimately caved to peer pressure and the
chilling idea of treading water waiting on the start horn and donned my wetsuit.



I headed out on the run dreading the big gravel hill. I kept a 8:10 pace for the first 2 miles, up
to the start of the big hill at about mile 3.
I was reduced to speed walking the last 25 yards or so of the hill. Walking was faster than my run pace. I ended up with an average of 8:31 min/mile. The
good news is that this year the 10K was actually “only” 10K. I finished the day at 2:45:17 with a 4th
place finish in my age group for the Olympic Triathlon.
The day was still young. Next up was a 3’ish mile trail run. Marty Eaton was the course director and he
did not disappoint. I’m not an
accomplished trail runner, but I venture to say that this was a relatively
challenging course. It started off the
gravel hill from the Olympic 10K course and made a giant loop around a pretty
large hill. It felt like most of the
course was uphill, but somehow I ended back up at the start point. This was a lot of fun, but around 2 miles in,
the woods were getting hot and there was absolutely no wind. I was praying that 3’ish was closer to 3 than
the “ish”. It ended up being 3.3 miles
on my Garmin and was advertised as an “active recovery” by Marty. Ha! I say to whoever believes in the myth of
active recovery within 3 hours of completing an Olympic Triathlon.

Sunday morning started with a quick trip to the buffet and
Guntersville Lodge. Then Festivus Event
#3 was the dip and dash. This was a
1500’ish meter swim and a 3 mile run.
Again, I fought the wetsuit idea, but decided I just wasn’t comfortable
having not completed any cool temp open water swims this season without a
wetsuit. At this point (to borrow the
phrase from Suzanne Erickson) I had become more of a "completer" than a "competitor". The run felt good considering the "fun" that
my body had endured on Saturday. After the run I gladly
retreated to my camping air mattress in the shade to recover before the next
event.
After a very short rest, the 5 mile individual time trial
commenced and brought on the leg burn.
It was from the beach parking area to the park entrance and back. I don’t remember the hills being such a
challenge during the Olympic Tri, but I suppose the cumulative effects of the
Festivus events were now entrenched in what remained of my physical will
power. I have never participated in a
time trial. This being my first, I just
tried to hit the wall in 5 miles and not pass out. I must add here, that as the number of events
progressed, the level of competition was still very high. It seemed that this type of sustained torture
attracted the elite triathletes, as well as a few non-swimming runners and
cyclists with fresh legs as they were only participating in a few of the
events.
Last event of this epic weekend was the Team Trial. It consisted of a 10 mile out and back. The "SOB Squad" team had some minor
adjustments and supplemented the roster just before race start. Considering that Josh Pierson and I were on
our 6th event of the weekend, I think that we had a great
“completion” of the team time trial.
